Aaight, you'se crazy bitches, feast your eyes on my now-rehabbed-for-the second-time-ass. Yeah, I know - higher power, gotta hit your lowest before you can climb out, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Now lets get to the real shiznit - put some gossip to rest:
1. Unacrapper did not throw a death card at me. As you can plainly see from my rehab graduation photo above, I'm alive and well.
2. Sharky was not fired from Hospital World. At least I don't think I was. Last time I showed up, no one was around, so I used it as an excuse to binge.
3. Brittney's baby isn't mine. At least not this time.
I hear some things gonna be changing at Hospital World. Maybe it's for the best. That Jane was bitchy all the time, and buckethead - well buckethead just scared the shit out of me sometimes. Beating up defenseless crippled people. It's a damned shame if you ask me.
Quick survey: I'm thinking about having "Thug Life" tattoed across my stomach. Take a look at my photo above and comment. Don't laugh bitches.......
Captain Sharky
