FEED YOUR HEAD!!

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask AliceWhen she's ten feet tall.......

That Grace Slick, she speaks to me through her lyrics. Then again a small rat and I discussed the general merits of Carbon Dioxide reduction in the Amazon Rainforest this morning as well.

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small........

I know what you're thinking - Grace Slick is old as hell and has been rode hard and hung up wet. I don't care; I'd do her.

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know........

Thinking of doing Grace Slick reminds me of the time I took too much blotter acid and swore I saw Jesus Christ in a big loogie I hacked up after smoking one too many Pal Mal's. Too many bad memories and barely enough Vodka and Valium to make it all just go away.....

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"FEED your head - FEED your head"

That's right, Grace - FEED YOUR HEAD. You are a rock goddess. An old, shriveled up rock goddess, but a rock goddess nonetheless.

Back to my reality and today's pre-employment drug test..... Fortunately for me, I was able to purchase a fine quantity of fresh, drug-free urine from a technician in the lab today, so I'm pretty certain that a paycheck is just around the corner. This is a good thing, because I only have 4 cigarettes left and no alcohol. I do still have a handfull of pills, but I have no idea what they are, and I'm sure you all know how scary THAT shit can be.....