After much rumor an innuendo among the tabloid press and the corporate office of a certain Hospital company (who shall remain nameless), it has come to my attention (as the new Director of Compliance) that we have a mole within our ranks at the Hospital, who I must now seek out and destroy.
The Corporate pigs have been trying to figure out who has been writing these irreverent and yet mostly true blogs, and are currently on the lookout for one who is called BucketheadCFO. However, they do not know who this individual is. Because of the hostile nature of the Corporate Gestapo, I have hidden BucketheadCFO true identity, so if you see this individual wandering around the Hospital, pay them no mind.
Mr./Ms. Mole: you can run, but you cant hide - I'll get your little rat-ass!
-Captain Sharky
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