OK - so tommorow is my big day. But before I "officially" start my new job, I need to think about what I will wear.
It is clear that after many, many months of being a dive boat captain, that I would actually have to wear clean clothes to work. This has been my primary task today. As I was at the washeteria trying to figure out how to no shrink or otherwise fuck up my clothing, I noticed an interesting thing on the tag of my shirt:
Unfortunately, I have no woman, and even the Italian-Vietnamese-Pentacostal Hooker has vanished, so I'm going to have to try to do the best I can.
Wish me luck, my bruthas!!
-Captain Sharky
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