Now, I'm not an educated man, but I think I've gotten to the bottom of this debacle. Let me break her answer down for you bit by bit.
"I personally believe that US Americans..."
Not "us" Americans, not "we" Americans, but US Americans. This clearly shows Miss South Carolina's depth of knowledge, for she understands the complex nature of the "haves" versus the "have-nots" in this country. See, to live in the U.S. is free, but to be an U.S. American, you have to pay your taxes to support the welfare crack addicts, vote for men who proposition other men in public bathrooms, and wear hats and t-shirts with American flags on. She gets it...
"... are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps..."
This inherently is a true statement, and deserves little discussion and analysis. However, after rummaging through the trash in Miss South Carolina's Hotel room this past week, I found this, which might explain her statement:
"...and I believe that our education like such as south Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such...."
Our education is clearly like such as South Africa and the Iraq.
"...as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US..."
Honey, we probably would, if we could get our own shit together...
"...or should help south Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future."
We have our finest working on this as we speak.
So in closing, it is clear that this has been a big misunderstanding. The real culprit here is the introduction of Ebonics into Southern Schools back in the 90's.
-Captain Sharky
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